The names Andrew. I'm 20 years old and my Tumblr is the real me.
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
Jumping together with a character makes the characters dodge better.
If you hold your breath and stare at the screen menacingly, the attack will hit.
(via bastilla)
i love watching cops
because everyone is so stupid.
“is this your purse?
“yes”
“is there anything in here i should know about?”
“no sir”
“what are these baggies for?”
“idk, i didn’t buy them”
“what’s in this needle?”
“i didn’t even know that was in my purse just now”
“what’s this scale for?”
“that’s not mine”
“so nothing that is in YOUR purse is YOURS?”
“no sir”
